picard

shoulders up
in her one-piece red
my bald baby looks like jean-luc picard

as i accompany her
to the diaper bay she says
with a look you have the bridge
number two

that's my son
who commences to tell the DVD player
to hail bob the builder
he doesn't know yet
that the ship is equipped with photon torpedoes
good thing

officer's log stardate something something something
it appears that picard's diaper has been inflitrated
by an unknown lifeform
scent-sentient, it travels through the air and attempts to disable
other lifeforms within range. it seems to have already established a base
in the diaper pail.
it appears to pose a threat to our survival aboard this ship.
i fear that my nose has already been compromised.