An inside view of your privacy

You'll be glad
to know when you go under
the surgeon will slap
your naked thigh in a friendly manner
and comment on your fat
or genitalia

starts up his ipod,
and you'll be happy to know,
if you go it will be to the greatest hits of the 70's.
classify this with
"body, celebration of."


From a patient high on Versed
and painkillers
come offhand words: "What's amazing
about when this happens is how
my bones are just like everybody else's."

what a shame she won't
remember
and I am sworn
not to reveal her name.